kiddo's shenanigans: January 2009

Friday, January 30, 2009

Facebook, Out!

I finally decided to say "screw it" and deactivated my FB account. No more ranting about the lamest online community in the world. Now on to more productive endeavors.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

I Hate V-Day, But This Makes Me Tolerate It

Vintage-esque Valentines with a Twist - IMAGE HEAVY

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Previously I mentioned my disdain for Facebook. Well folks, I absolutely loathe this little piece of technology. I'm partially bitter because a lot of my "friends" on Facebook are fake pieces of s&$t who never liked me, but pretend to be interested in my life today. The whole site is completely idiotic! You are constantly bombarded by instant messages, invitations to join imagined mobs, and to plant cyber plants in cyber sod. One may ask, Suzanne, why the hell did you join in the first place? Honestly, I can't recall. Since no one who is friendly with me on Facebook (or anyone else in the world, but maybe my mom) reads this blog; I have devised a plan to reinvent Suzanne. Today, I got engaged! I'm so excited to see what idiotic congrats I receive on my false upcoming marriage from my long lost "buds." Maybe next week I'll announce that my fiance is a chic! Yes, honesty is the best policy and I strictly adhere to this adage, but these fakes put me through hell from middle to high school. Now they want to see who's got the hotter spouse and makes the most cash. NO, that's NOT it! They want to see who has become the biggest screw up! That may or may not be the "new improved Suzanne." Still bitter after all these years? Damn straight! A little childish? Abso-freaking-lutely!

Katie and Patrick's Baby Shower Gift?

Christine Renee's Version

In no way am I implying that Katie is going to give birth to a zombie child! This is the perfect gift for Katie and her husband, Patrick, and I had to find an occasion. Christmas has passed and it just doesn't seem Valentine appropriate (not that it's baby shower appropriate either). When Katie and Patrick are bored, they create scenarios regarding how they would survive a zombie attack. One slow day at work, Katie introduced me to this game and it rocks! So beware, zombies, I know where every impaling implement is in my office and I'm not afraid to use them! I made a rudimentary version of this book out of card stock, brads, and notebook paper. Yes, I have lost my mind and Katie will most definitely make me well aware of this when she receives her gift today.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

My niece, Allie, just doesn't care. No, really . . . she doesn't!!!

Facebook and Myspace

I just visited Facebook and Myspace for the first time in forever today. I was shocked to learn that people who made fun of me in high school (whom I despised) now want to be BFF's. I had 14 friend requests, and there were very few of the 14 requests that I wanted to approve, but I'm such a nice person. Unfortunately (sarcasm), I only had two friend requests from total strangers on Myspace. I only approved one. I'm not too fond of women who have dildo parties for profit, so I had to turn said chica's request down. I really hate both web-based communities, but sometimes the pressure is too much and I ultimately break down and log in.

I'm way addicted to cutoutandkeep.net, a web-based community for hot chicks like me who like to sew and create. I suggest you check it out sometime provided you're hip enough.