If any of your past coworkers could use one word to describe you, what would it be? "Dependable." That's laughable. There are many things one can depend on me doing, but usually none of those things are positive. Here are things that you can always depend on me to do:
*scrounge up enough money for a pack of cigarettes
*fall in love with someone who doesn't love me back
*have tremors in public due to anxiety
*be home alone on a Friday night
*be the one who didn't get invited to the party
*have a messy room
So when that question is asked of me I can truthfully call myself dependable. Dependably lame.
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