UrbanDictionary/Facebook Craze O' the Day

Apparently the current fad on Facebook is searching your name on UrbanDictionary and posting the definitions as your status. Two of my friends had very vulgar definitions that they didn't post (Casey, at least you're well endowed!). I have two first names, so I searched both and I dig the definitions so here they are.

Melanie (I'm only addressed by this name by telemarketers and collection agencies, so Melanie's never home).
"A name for a girl. french, means "dark". like dark hair, olive skin. people named melanie are always really pretty and super nice. just sexy, if you will. used to say it when seeing a pretty girl, but they obviously will never match up to her standards.
DAMN!!!!! That girl is definately a Melanie."
"An awesome girl who likes to be ghetto, and pulls it off even when white. Generally pretty.
"Melanie is beautiful."
"And Ghetto."

Suzanne
"Suzanne is the #153 most common female first name.
Out of many more.
It is an original, and unique first name.
Means graceful lily in Hebrew.
Come from Susanna a name in Hebrew.
a French, German, and Hebrew.
A very unique,special, different.
Hard to find, hard to keep.
picky girl.
"Wow, Suzanne is really different, but shes awesome"
"1. Suzanne is a common female given name that was particularly popular in the United States in the 1950s and 1960s. It remained in the top 200 most popular names in the United States between 1930 and the late 1980s. Suzanne was originally the French form of Susan or Susanna, but it has also been regularly used in English speaking countries since before the start of the 20th century. The name is from the Hebrew "Shoshana," meaning "lily". It may also be spelled Susanne, and common diminutives are Sue and Suzy.
2. A very sexy woman, possessing extreme intellect and taste.
3. Someone to die for.
"Suzanne, you are made of win!"
"Boy, that girl Suzanne is so gorgeous, I would die for her"


Thanks for the ego boost, UrbanDictionary! I'm definitely awesome and super popular in the ghetto! Men be popping caps in each others asses just to be wid me!